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Terminal-Born Menace

Raised by fumes. Forged in glitch.
FARTDOGS emits, not follows.
Each puff? A network hiccup.
Each step? A price chart panic.

He’s the lag in your ping and the reason your rig smells off.

Lore Transmission #404

We tried to delete him. He pinged back. We tried to patch him. He forked.

Some say he’s part of a secret protocol. Others say he’s just the worst tech intern in history. Whatever he is…
FARTDOGS is online—and he’s not logging out.

  +----------------------+-----------------------+
  |     TOKENOMICS       |      FARTDOGS         |
  +----------------------+-----------------------+
  | Liquidity Pool       | ████████████████ 100% |
  | Burn LP              | ████████████████ 100% |
  | Tax                  | █      			0%   |
  +----------------------+-----------------------+

Smell the Signal

No whitepapers. No roadmaps. Just raw signal and green smoke. If you feel the vibration in your terminal—you’re one of us. Hop in, drop a fart, and let the packets fly. The network is alive, and FARTDOGS is the node leader.

ENTER THE BACKROOMS

Final Byte

He’s not your average meme.He’s not your average anything.
He’s FARTDOGS. And the terminal is his kennel.

© FARTDOGS 2025